Mega Clean is one of the more well-known detox drinks, with a pretty good track record. In this Mega Clean detox review, you’re going to learn just how effective it is, alongside some tips to make sure you stand the best chance of passing a urine sample drug test using it.
The thing is, there are a lot of misconceptions about detox drinks, and this is true of Mega Clean as well. Don’t believe the hype is the first warning I’ll give you. That’s not to say that Mega Clean is ineffective, just maybe not quite as good as a couple of other brands.
You can make it more effective by following the tips and tricks I’m going to tell you about in this review of Mega Clean though. This review will help you to understand how best to use it, pitfalls to watch out for, and I’ll also give you the names of those alternatives as well.
What Exactly Is Mega Clean Cleansing Drink?
Mega Clean cleansing drink is a detox liquid. It’s made by a company called Detoxify, which makes a range of similar detoxification products.
Let’s actually be clear here, they can be a bit confusing. All of the detoxifying products are the same red boxes and bottles, with the same yellow and white writing style.
They do 4 different detox drinks:
- Mighty Clean
- Xxtra Clean
- Mega Clean
- Mega Clean NT
I’ve listed them above in descending order of size and potential potency.
Let’s first look at the difference between Mega Clean and Mega Clean NT. The truth is that there’s actually zero difference. They are both the same 32 fluid ounce bottle of exactly the same detox liquid.
The only actual difference is that the NT version comes with a single “meta boost” capsule which the company claims eliminates the need to do 48-hour detoxification before you use the drink. Now to me, that’s just crap. A single capsule can’t do that, there’s not a single capsule in the world that’s got the potency to achieve that two hours before a drug test.
Plus, I’m going to tell you later in this review where you can buy standard Mega Clean with six powerful Toxin Rid pills which far outstrip the potency of the single capsule offered with the NT version. That way you can save yourself the $20 premium they charge for that single capsule.
Let’s also look at Mega Clean Vs Xxtra Clean Vs Mighty Clean quickly.
The truth is that all four of the detoxify liquid detoxification products are exactly the same formula. The only difference is that mighty clean is a 16 fluid ounce bottle, Xxtra Clean is 20 fluid ounces, while Mega Clean and NT are both 32 fluid ounces.
So for me, the best value product is the standard 32 fluid ounce Mega Clean, because you’re getting the most of the potent liquid, but without the stupid single meta boost capsule, and you stand the best chance of passing a drug test using it alongside the pills I’m going to tell you about later.
How Does a Detox Drink Work?
I want to continue this Mega Clean review by telling you exactly how a detox drink like Mega Clean works, and how it doesn’t.
Here’s what a detox drink doesn’t do: it does not detoxify your body completely.
That’s a really important point to make because it catches a lot of people out. All the detox drink does is use its powerful natural ingredients to flush as many toxins as possible out of your body on its journey through your system. But it can’t draw them out of your body completely, detach them from the cells, get them out of your bloodstream, speed up the processing completely.
Here’s what a detox drink actually does in your body:
- The volume of liquid (often with extra water to drink as well) hits your kidneys and is processed in volume to pull toxins through into your bladder. You then urinate several times and that flushes all the toxins at that stage of processing out.
- Ingredients in the detox liquid should be strong enough to speed up the elimination of toxins with diuretic ingredients, and other herbal ingredients that can help to draw more toxins out more rapidly. So it doesn’t completely detoxify you, but it will leave fewer toxins in your body.
- A good quality detox drink contains large amounts of vitamins, minerals, creatine (the waste product of which, called creatinine is always found in urine) and other things always found in urine. Because these hit your body at once, some are inevitably pushed through to your bladder as waste, making your urine appear naturally balanced.
The result of all that is that you have fewer toxins in your body, and all the ones in your bladder have been flushed out. This gives you usually up to 5 hours, but sometimes less if you have lots of toxins in your body, to submit a clean in balance sample before toxins at haven’t reached your kidneys yet, and whose expulsion weren’t sped up enough by the detox drink start to reach your urine again.
A detox drink does not detox you, it’s a temporary masking and balancing agent. So how good is Mega Clean at doing this work?
Mega Clean Review
To make sure you get the most out of Mega Clean cleansing drink here are the full Mega Clean instructions you need to follow, including a couple of top tips from me woven into the steps you need to follow:
- Make sure you do a 48-hour detox before the day of your test if possible. If you haven’t got enough notice, do 24 hours, but you need to try and do something. Mega Clean might work on its own if you have low toxin exposure, but you may run the risk of toxins not being masked for long enough to get there and submit your sample. A natural detox means abstaining from drugs, exercising and sweating, drinking tons of water, and eating small regular meals. Also, if it’s cannabis metabolites are trying to get rid of, eat fatty foods as this helps cannabis metabolites bind to the fat and bile and be removed through the bowels more easily.
- About 90 minutes before your test drink the contents of the Mega Clean bottle in about 15 minutes.
- Refill the bottle with water and drink that over about 15 minutes as well.
- Step four of the Mega Clean instructions is to urinate three times in the next 30-60 minutes. This will make sure that all of the toxins in your bladder and urinary tract are eliminated.
- This is the step that isn’t usually in the instructions for using Mega Clean are any other detox drink. Make sure that when you buy Mega Clean that you also get your hands on a cheap home drug test kit. As soon as you’ve urinated 2 times, do a home drug test kit for the third time, and you should be clean.
Does Mega Clean Detox Work?
So, the conclusion of my Mega Clean detox review is that it definitely is a good detox drink, but not the most powerful out there.
Does Mega Clean work? Undoubtedly, but only if you follow the instructions above properly, including the 48-hour detox.
On its own, Mega Clean isn’t as powerful as a couple of other alternatives, but if you follow the instructions and use the detox pills I’m now going to tell you about, it’s as powerful as anything out there.
Where To Buy Mega Clean
My advice is always to buy detox products from the official retailer or official reseller where possible.
When it comes to buying Mega Clean cleansing drink, the best deal is available from Test Clear.
They are an official reseller of Detoxify products, but importantly they are the manufacturers of the most powerful detox pills out there, called Toxin Rid.
If you buy Mega Clean from Test Clear, they bundle in six free Toxin Rid pills. It’s a potent combo that allows you to use the six pills in the 24 hours leading up your test, to accelerate the elimination of toxins even more. That makes the 48 hour detox (or if you’ve only got 24 hours it makes that far more potent) as powerful as possible.
Mega Clean Alternatives
I’ve alluded throughout this Mega Clean detox review is the fact that if you don’t buy it with the free Toxin Rid pills then it’s not quite as powerful as a couple of alternatives on its own.
Your alternatives are Rescue Cleanse and Ultra Eliminex.
Rescue Cleanse is a tried and trusted brand, and I’ve used it to pass a live drug test. Ultra Eliminex is relatively new, it’s quite expensive, but it is potentially the most potent detox drink out there and I’ve used it to pass home drug test kits for the purposes of testing.
So, if nothing else available, grab Mega Clean at Walmart. If you’ve got time and you want to use Mega Clean with the free Toxin Rid detox pills for maximum effect, then it’s best ordered a few days in advance from Test Clear.